Can’t we give peace a chance?!? We can start with the hippies.

Mathew Modine is doing the ‘Miracle Worker’ on Broadway. He was doing publicity on CNN when sonehow the topic of Osama came up. The creepily Brad Pit-like bearded Modine offered up this little gem of a quote:

“Imagine if somebody were to really sit down with Osama bin Laden and say, ‘Listen man, [...]

'it is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing'

A wonderful colonoscopy of the news media industry. Nothing here I don’t think anyone didn’t already know, but it is nice to see it put so succinctly AND with a British accent, no less.

How much do you hurt?

I hurt all over. The list of pains grows yearly. I can’t wait to retire so I can drive around in my power scooter and yell at children. What hurts the most is my feet. My right foot was reconstructed when I was 4. My mom was told that the [...]

Heartbreak and parable

Had my Ipod playing on random and stumbled across a song I wish to share with you. I have an account with Paste Magazine that gives me something like 2 CD’s, and 30+ other songs, all from different artists every month. And each song while maybe not a winner has at least some [...]

Listen to twice, rinse and repeat.

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Love the Avett Brothers and positively love this song. Think of it as a personal pseudo anthem, a Schrodinger’s catlike representation of things that still might could be.

A cornucopia, baby.

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Search out the video, ‘What’s it gonna be?’. Half the stuff here misses, but they are near misses. The other half will make you laugh, so give it a try, kids.

Oh joy, it's St. Patty's Day.

The wife’s birthday is on St. Patty’s day, turning a ‘holiday’ I would otherwise shun into an event where I often find myself in a bar feeling awkward. (keep reading, honey it gets better) This year was no exception. After a pretty good dinner at a Sushi joint (Kobe steakhouse, its a chain [...]

Finally, a game I like.

I was all set to buy Red Dead Redemption at the end of this month and the date gets pushed back (until May). So, here I am with money burning a hole in my pocket and no game to buy. After doing some research I decide to go ahead and buy a game [...]

'100 Rifles' and two enormous man-made missels

I’ve always had a thing for Raquel Welch. I mean, what’s not to like?

Hubba Hubba

So the other night the movie ‘100 Rifles’ was on. This is a western starring Raquel Welch as well as a host of other famous actors. One thing became pretty clear from my adult perspective that was [...]

Luddite Dictionary: 3-D, the act of using gimmickry and shenanigans to part you from your money.

My first foray into the recent 3-D buzz was taking the family to see Avatar. I can’t really comment on how good Avatar was as a 3-D movie, the theater we visited only had 2-D playing. Rather than disappoint the wife and kid and ruin the rare moment of the family all being [...]