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I think I have the swine flu. Oh, wait, just a little too much pollen. Sorry. We know the swine flu is bad. How do we know this? Because it is made up of human flu, bird flu and pig flu. Holy shit, that’s like 3 times the flu! China’s adopted the 2 coughs 1 bullet policy (Phillip Morris’s profits [...] You know, America does stick its nose into an awful lot of other country’s business. I mean, it is one thing to have the biggest dick in the room, but to be the biggest dick, too? What right do we have? Where does it end? One World under God, in America we trust? Let Iran [...] I was so busy at work today that I did not have time to buy a few grocery essentials from my store. So, I decided to stop at Walmart on the drive home. I hate Walmart. I worked there for two years in Loss Prevention. To [...] While mindlessly filling my milk cooler at work the other I was struck by a thought. Take the same root of two words (I am thinking of two very specific words.) In one case having some of this (the root word) is a great thing, but to be full of it is terrible.  Can you guess [...] Kim Jong Il; despot, tyrant, ruthless ruler of a nation of evil cyborgs.. and the sole reason why the word ‘Dong’ is still in our lexicon today. The former Dong champion, Long Duck Dong lost his dong-worthy status a few years ago leaving the incredibly versatile, easily rhymed comedic term to the same fate as snigglet and dynomite. But fear no [...] |
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