Luddites Unite!

Just because you can’t hear yourself let one rip whilst enjoying your tunes in public does not mean no one else can.  I find my Ipod to be dangerously freeing when it comes to the social norms and restrictions concerning all things gaseous.  Learn from my mistakes, brothers and sisters.  Learn!

I have moved stores (again).  The 9th store in 16 months of grocery fun.  I float from location to location fulfilling needs and filling holes.  A kinda Don Juan of low priced groceries. 

Now I am in a brand new store.  Opened Thursday.  It has all the bells and whistles (It’s a hoot!), and I have [...]

I so want to sound off on the economic situation right now.  But I am trying hard not to.  I think we all need to stay light hearted and fancy free as much as possible, at least until government mandated health care, under the auspices of the Bureau for Social Justice and Harmony start sending [...]

I went to take a piss today and found a pleasant little surprise.  Somebody missed the toilet and dropped their deuce right on the floor.  There it was, the perfect little turd.  Medium sized to be exact, smelling like yesterday’s moo shu pork.  Besides the initial disgust and outrage I found myself curious.  How did [...]

My store is about 25 miles south of Tampa.  The weather is a tad different in Sun City, a little more tepid steamy jungle than the urban sprawl of Tampa.  Sorta like Miami, but heavy on the droopy tits and light on everything else.  One afternoon I was driving to work and I noticed a [...]

People came to my store today to swap out the sprinkler heads.  This is a big job, taking 3 days, two ladders and an aerial view of all the plumber crack you can handle, or not handle as the case may be.

I was warned that there would be a smell.  I asked one of the [...]

I was driving to work I noticed the car in front of me had one of those engraved plates proclaiming the name of the car dealership.  I had to read it twice and sound it out to make sure I was reading it right.  It was Krapohl motors.  Not a typo, I wrote it on [...]