Luddites Unite!

There’s a commercial on TV that’s calling pet owners, ‘pet parents’. I am not a pet parent. First the gays want to get married and now we have inter – animal – mixed – marriages. Damn those liberals and their slippery slopes!

It has been five weeks since I stopped drinking. I wasn’t (and still am not) willing to say I was addicted to alcohol. The wife says that if my hands ain’t shaking when I’m dry then I’m not hooked. I am not sure how I feel about this line in the sand, [...]

Hey Az, can we get a travelogue from you on your trip abroad? Now I know you loathe anything smacking of the banal, but c’mon, we are all going to be dying to now the sordid details of your adventure, and given your technical know-how you could actually make it happen. What do [...]

I have a mild fascination with death, or at least my death, or to be more specific, the time right after my death. My mind wanders on the subject drifting from what songs I would like played at my wake (I’ll make an Ipod folder one day), to what type of casket I want [...]

I accidentally bulked your comments into a pile of fake comments for penis creams, midget poker porn and low cost pet insurance, what ever the hell that is. You are now up and running and can comment at will.

I must visit your site and lay down some truth, brother.

I won’t pretend to know a lot about this author. As a haunter of bookstores I had seen his novels on the shelf often but never picked one up until a couple of years ago. It was right before my first cruise vacation and I was looking for reading material. I thought the [...]

The new and improved Iphone is out. I want this thing like I want the shingles. 4 hour minimum wait as I type this to get the device, mostly because (I’m winging it here, I really have no clue what I am talking about) you have to activate the phone at the store [...]

I just watched this poor poor lady on the news. I mean, it was a tragedy. The TSA, those wonderful people that grab your crotch at the airport to make sure that the kind of heat your packin’ can’t take down a plane.. yea, those guys, they randomly pulled some white lady out [...]

My job is hard. I know, who’s isn’t? It is physically demanding, we have to do more with less and our company prides itself on a payroll budget something just shy of running a taco stand. But, having worked in 8 stores, from the dirtiest in the district to the slowest store [...]

I have been trying to write this post for two weeks now. It is the primary reason for my absence, the words that need to be written are the 300 pound beastie in the middle of my mental waiting room. So, now I will attempt to do what I have so far been [...]