Spring Cleaning

The wife won’t be happy I posted this, so I must be circumspect. We spent our day off cleaning the house. I called it spring cleaning, mostly because we were cleaning and Spring is quickly approaching. But that is not actually an accurate description. See, we missed a Spring or two. [...]

I feel dirty

I did something I am not proud about. I went to the dark side. I flirted with the devil and now I have to pay.. I opened a Myspace account.

I’m sorry. I feel like Luke in that scene in the movie -but instead of falling down a giant tube [...]

Comments comments everywhere and not a thought to think

I think I have posted this before. One thing I have found out about myself is my almost awesome ability to have the exact same thought months or years after the first and replicate that thought almost flawlessly -all the while forgetting I ever posted it the first time. Skillz, yo.

I get these [...]

TAG! -Your shit!

Seen the latest Tag commercial (in case you didn’t know, Tag is the perfume for guys that markets the message that if you spray this crap on yourself chicks will tackle you and have their way with you)? Don’t worry, its the same as the last one with one minor exception -this one has [...]

Small Business blues

There is this plaza in Bloomingdale (a street/community south of Brandon) that is truly unique for this area. It is a new plaza, but great pains have been made to make all the architecture unique, classy and upscale. Lots of brick, multiple stories, pillars, architectural flares that you just don’t see in today’s [...]

I will cross the world to melt with you..

3 guys just ran across the Sahara desert. Running the equivilant of 2 marathons a day in the harshest environment this good green earth can manufacture. An American, A Canadian and A Taiwanese successfully managed the trek. A film crew followed.

What a story. They crossed 6 countries. It took [...]

Comments regarding the artisans of female persuasion who originate south of the Mason Dixon line

I like the Dixie Chicks. I hate their politics. I think there is an ignorant, knee jerk trendy-ism aspect to this Bush bashing. I think his opponents have failed on the battle of ideas and clearly won in the battle of perception and controlling the message to the American people. The [...]

I’ve got nothin

Want to post something, but I got nothing. Don’t want to complain about work anymore, can’t drum up any odd things I have thought about.. Brain’s a dry hump. Hey -my Ipod has 4500 songs in it. That’s something, and I still have my jazz to put in there. and some [...]

No dignity even in death

Anna Nicole Smith has never been more popular. Even when her son dies, or her baby was born, or her E! show.. Anna hasn’t seen press like this since she set the advertisement industry on its head with those Guess ads (yowza!) -oh, and when that creepy old dude she was with died, [...]

What is a timely unit of fear?

The weather channel was showing this wonderful little commercial highlighting one of their shows. The commercial showed the effects of an earthquake on a coastal town. Cities were destroyed, highways obliterated, airports ruined, and ports closed. The commercial ended its cheery message with some government official discussing martial law and the breakdown [...]