Luddites Unite!

Teflon might cause cancer. Go figure! I mean, a strange fabricated chemical that we put on everything causing cancer -shocking. Of course, there is no direct evidence, only some dead mice (mice seem to die from everything).. but I wouldn’t be surprised if after many lawsuits, a hidden report or three we find [...]

I was watching some syndicated show on A&E (the irony network) –I think it was Chasing Amy, the one about the family judge that also co-stars Cagney (of Cagney and Lacy). Anywho, an interesting situation popped up on the show.

The white judge lady and her black assistant are driving at night through some [...]

I watched the movie Barbershop tonight. Good flick. It was what I hoped it might be, but wasn’t expecting it to be –an intelligent but down to earth ensemble cast discussing various issues in the black community –with a bunch of jokes thrown in.

Some of you might remember this movie getting a [...]

Pirates. Fucking pirates. Granted, these are grade C, second rate pirate wanna-be’s, but they be pirates just the same. And we nabbed them. This is the same part of the globe where pirates raided a cruise ship. How awesome would that be? ‘Yea, the cruise was OK, but the real [...]

When the menu says peppered, or in some way implies heat -trust it. This isn’t a metaphor, or an anaology of some sort. This is heat. Florida heat, Mexican heat, sweat on your brow, shit your drawers, curse your mother heat. Menus can lie, but not when it comes to heat. [...]

I’m sitting here, alcohol free, kid at the ‘rental units (grandparents), wife in North Carolina for work, updating my stupid Monster account. I don’t get depressed very often, but this is low moment for me. Nothing major, no issue looms larger then others, just a general malaise. Feel myself shutting down internally. [...]

I took honor’s history in high school, not that I remember any of it. But, one thing I think I do remember is the role of the New York mafia during WWII. I learned that German saboteurs attacked our shipyards with explosives and that the mob stepped in and offered their services in [...]

I saw a poster tonight for a movie that finally is shallow enough to encompass the full spectrum that is actor Colin Farrell. He will be starring opposite Jamie Fox in what I assume will be the critically acclaimed movie, Miami Vice.

Oh boy, I cannot wait.

I love Colin. It [...]

I want a Crap-Number Toilet. This would be similar to a Sleep-number bed. You know -the bed that costs more money then your first car and allows you to dial yourself into blissful somnambulistic torpor. I think you can see the Bionic Woman hawking the benefits of this supposed life changing [...]