Luddites Unite!

I am sitting here watching the Disney Channel with my son and this commercial comes on for a movie playing later on called ‘Bob the Butler’ starring everyone’s favorite savant, Tom Green.

Remember when this idiot was MTV’s avant garde comedian hauteur, dating hot actresses?. One that specialized in songs centering around ass (his own) [...]

DO Asian people tatoo English phrases on their bodies? Can I go to Japan and see ‘HAPPINESS’ inked across some asian chicks upper ass area?

-The South will NOT rise again.
-But the Indians might have their White Buffalo dance yet. They are about 200 bankrupted lives away from vindicating something. Pull that handle, grandma.
-Remember when people had lives, and didn’t live sheltered sad busy existences that replaced human contact with a cat/dog/sugar glider/what the fuck ever? Remember [...]

Becuase I am Mr. Cool.

Seriously, Here is the list of music and artists I think are essential to your music library. I can tell you right now you will not see crap that is on your list. AND you will see crap that you would never imagine to be on your list, should [...]

The wife and I went on a mini-vacation. The past 3 days we have been celebrating in style. Let me explain further and in detail.

Using the wife’s travel connections (she travels A LOT) we hooked ourselves up with a room at the Marriott Waterside down on the bay in Tampa for cheap, near [...]

I want to move to Wyoming.

‘Hee hee, sure you do.’

No, I really do. Or Utah, or Idaho, or one of the Dakotas. I want a big sprawling house on a good patch of land, a satellite connection and internet. I want to conduct my affairs by email. I want to chop [...]

30 years ago, under LBJ a floodgate was proposed for lake Pontchartain. The Army Corp of Engineers studied it, spent millions drawing up the plans and prepared to start the project.

BUT! The Protect the Wetlands people filed suit and had the project squashed. They wanted to keep the shellfish safe.

The claim [...]

I am currently working 2 of 3 very intense overnights at work. I feel a wee bit sore, a wee bit old. Everything hurts. Most hurts in that good muscle sort of way, the kinda hurt that will lead to more muscles and an easier time on the next go-round. But [...]